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zoisite. ([personal profile] blackcrystal) wrote in [community profile] moonparty 2020-07-20 09:59 pm (UTC)

zoisite

i. I would have publicly shamed them but I'm pretty sure their tramp stamp did that on its own...
ii. It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
iii. Jadeite is a human infomercial. I have never seen someone so chaotically inept in my entire life.
iv. Even if I was trying to hide a body I wouldn't call you to help.
v. Nephrite fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach. He deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
vi. I hate your girlfriend get a new one or we're done.

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