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[hershiningheart]

you know what to do

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Usagi

[hershiningheart]

1. I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties

2. I just found my compact after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

3. Don't ask but I need a priestess, a cake, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos. And nachos.

4. Wildcard!

1

[starfite]

Am I the shark in this analogy?

1

[impureserenity]

Oh, what a shame - the universe misses out on your exclusion.

2

[electramoon]

Silly Usa-geeeee! Probably put that there and your moon pie in your bra!!!

3.

[flamedancer]

...Do I even want to ask why?

2

[azzurro]

And what was on your chest?

Michiru

[elegantsoldier]

1. When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.

2. The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want the insides of a shrimp taco in a cup. I think that would make my life complete.

3. I woke up with nothing but a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.

4. Wildcard!

1

[miqhtyaphrodite]

Who knew we'd make such a great team! We're TOTALLY gonna bring the vampire craze back in full force with this masterpiece!

3

[impureserenity]

Pics or it isn't relevant ♥

1

[electramoon]

So romantic! Who are you writing with??

1

[solitarysenshi]

I can't believe we finally sat down and wrote it. Margaritas and a disdain for Twilight are powerful motivators.

3

[azzurro]

You're welcome, by the way.

Minako

[miqhtyaphrodite]

1) If I die, bedazzle my coffin please.

2) I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.

3) See? And now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook-ups.

4) ( text her! )

Re: Minako

[hershiningheart]

You don't have to ask I know you would do the same for me

Ami

[ami]

1) It's 8pm, I've already showered and gotten in bed. If you wanted to make plans, you should have asked 3 months in advance.

2) I studied geography, I know this very well! How dare you question my authority on glacial deposition!

3) When you called me, I asked, "Did you make it home?" and you said, "Yeah." You then proceeded to say you didn't know where you were. I informed you that you said you were at home, and you said, "But where?" I told you that you were in the bathroom, and then you said, "Oh, you're so smart."

4) ( text her! )

3

[hershiningheart]

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN THE BATHROOM IF YOU'RE NOT SUPER SMART

Mamori

[protectivecharm]

1) You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.

2) Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.

3) Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm a woman, right?!

4) ( text her! )

1

[impureserenity]

They made me think of you! They're just as disappointing as you are.

Aluminum Siren

[alumini]

1. I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep her around a while.

2. I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.

3. The thought of you trying to procreate frightens and disgusts me!

4. (text her)

2

[impureserenity]

Are you dry or wet?

Seiya

[starfite]

1. Nothing like having your best mates watch you dry heave at the end of the night.

2. It's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

3. You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

4. I wouldn't call you in the middle of the night if you stopped sending me cute selfies right after I get off stage.

4

[hershiningheart]

I just want to share how cute my selfies are and you're one of the few who appreciate them!

Hotaru

[sailorsaturn]

1. She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car

2. you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.

3. Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?

4. I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion

5. Text her

3

[electramoon]

You don't understand! It was barking at my art!!

Usagi

[tsuki]

1. Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'

2. youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful

3. I just busted my piggy bank to afford candy. This is my personal cry for help.

4. we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan

5. Text her

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[electramoon]

I know two likely situations! You're getting careless in fighting the baddies and also you slipped sitting still.

Iron Mouse

[chuuko]

1. You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'

2. Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.

3. he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!

4. I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.

5. Text Her

4

[electramoon]

You mean.. you're capable of being more shocking??

Galaxia | Why she has a cell phone? who knows

[superstring]

1. my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.

2. I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.

3. Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.

4. Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12

5. Text Her

2

[thornhearted]

You just need a better group of people to drink with.

Queen Beryl

[thornhearted]

1. Woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "The gummy army won"

2. You wouldn't answer to anything but Devil's Advocate all night.

3. Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.

4. [Text her!]

[hershiningheart]

That's right! They were lead by ME Princess of the Gummy Bear Kingdom!

In the name of the gummy bears, I will punish you!

Setsuna

[solitarysenshi]

1. Michiru walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to The Eagles and just staring at the river. She totally knew.

2. The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.

3. Just did a shot to Pluto being a planet again. I love science.

4. [Text her!]

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[azzurro]

Did they tell you that?

zoisite

[blackcrystal]

i. I would have publicly shamed them but I'm pretty sure their tramp stamp did that on its own...
ii. It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
iii. Jadeite is a human infomercial. I have never seen someone so chaotically inept in my entire life.
iv. Even if I was trying to hide a body I wouldn't call you to help.
v. Nephrite fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach. He deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
vi. I hate your girlfriend get a new one or we're done.

vi

[alumini]

How am I supposed to find a replacement on such short notice!?